Unsuccessful searches July and August 2008

Searched keyword	Comment
108	What's that ? a wallpaper with the number 108 on it in big digits ? If you insist I might make such a thing one day, may be...
1280 x 800	I tell you NOT to search for dimensions but for themes. The dimensions or resolutions of our wallpapers are 1280 x 1024 pixels, 800 x 600 pixels, 1024 x 768 pixels, 1400 x 1050 pixels, 1600 x 1200 pixels, 1280 x 800 pixels, 1440 x 900 pixels, 1680 x 1050 pixels and 1920 x 1200 pixels. It's written on the main page and on every gallery page. But if you are to lazy to read, it won't help if I write it 1000 times more. Silly people.
abstract	There are some abstract wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com
angel	If I see one I will take a photo of him/her especially for you. I might even try to get a photo of an ancient painting figuring angels.
angelina	If you mean that as a diminutive like small angels, see above. If you mean someone living, sorry I don't know any bitch with that name, so I can't take a photo for you.
animal	There are animal wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here. Since December 2008, we have animal wallpapers here, on freewallpaperpic.com too.
animals	I told you to use singular keywords. May I be speaking for the birds ?
automobiles	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future
autumn	There are autumn wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here. Since 17 Nov 2008, we have autumn wallpapers here, on freewallpaperpic.com too.
babes	What an ugly disrespectful word. No, we haven't such wallpapers and we won't have'em.
bamboo forest	Sorry, not yet available here, but I keep the idea for the future.
beach	There are beach wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com and since 3 February 2009, we have beach wallpapers here, on freewallpaperpic.com too.
beach babes	Read the comment above about babes. What a disrespectful word.
beach scenes	There are beach wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com and since 3 February 2009, we have beach wallpapers here, on freewallpaperpic.com too.
big cats	There are cat wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com. What do you mean with big cats ? Why not just search for lions or tigers ? But sorry, we haven't cats of prey yet.
bitches	Why don't you take a photo of yourself and send it to us ? If it is suitable, we might publish it in our 9 wallpaper formats.
buddha	There are Buddha wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com.
calandar	There are calendar wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com. But if you spell it calandar instead of calendar, you won't find anything.
cars	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future.
chris brown	I don't know him personally so I can't take a picture of him.
civil war	I wasn't born yet, but I may find some old painting one day.
croatia	Meanwhile we have satellite views wallpaper with a part of Croatia.
cross	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future.
deer	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future. Since 27 March 2009, we have a wallpaper with silhouettes of reindeer in the midnight sun, here, on freewallpaperpic.com.
dog	There are dog wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here.
dogs	I told you to use singular keywords. May I be speaking for the birds ?
fall	There are autumn wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here. Anyway, autumn is much clearer than fall. Fall could be an object which is falling or whatever. So I recommend to search for autumn, not for fall. Since 17 Nov 2008, we have autumn wallpapers here, on freewallpaperpic.com too.
fantasy	That could be everything and nothing. I will try to get you something.
females	Do you mean animals ? Why females ? Aren't males OK too ? Anyway you won't probably be able to tell it. Or do you mean women ? How disrespectful, shame on you.
flowers	There are flower wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here.
girls	Can I hear an indelicately connotation ? Then it is no, we won't have'm.
green plants	There are plants wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here.
heart	There are heart shape wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com.
histrocial homes	Do you mean historical ? I fear that you won't find anything if you misspell it that badly. Historical homes is a subject that we may feature in the future.
hot girls	How hot should they be ? Is 451 degrees Fahrenheit enough ? Then take your dingy magazines and burn'em. They will be hot for a short while. Oh yes, for the wallpapers, we won't have'em.
ironworker	What's that ? a man working with iron ? a forger ? If I meet one I will take a photo of him, especially for you.
kitty	As far as I know, this is a name for a cat. So you would better search for a cat. There are cat wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com.
landscape/cross	Good idea. I will take some photos of this subject within the next time. But don't search with a slash character, you won't find anything.
leaves	There are leaves wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com in the autumn themes.
library photos	Quite funny. I never go to libraries. And I can't imagine myself going there with a camera and snapping around. May be I will find some old photograph...
long haired puppies	There are puppy wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com. But not specially long haired. Anyway if they are very young, their hair can not yet be long...
men	We do have people wallpapers, but they are not labelled with the keyword man. Anyway if we shall use that keyword it will be man not men. I told you that our keywords are used in the singular form. Am I speaking for the birds ?
misic	No idea what this fellow is looking for...
modified cars	We don't have car wallpapers yet. And why the heck should they be modified ?
mothers little angel	You're just asking a lot. A mother, an angel and one or both of them should also be little. We won't probably have that.
nature 1400	There are many nature wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com, at photowp.com and here. But they are not labelled with that keyword. It is too vague. How much time must I say that searching for very vague keywords is pointless. Talking for the birds again. Some would also say talking with the buffalos. Oh and what is 1400 ? Is that the year ? BC or after ? We won't have wallpapers with that combination of keywords. Now if you mean a size, may be it's 1400 x 1050 or it could even be a bad approximation of 1440 x 900 who knows ? But I told you that it is pointless to search for sizes. Themes, you must search for themes. Buffalos.
new york	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future. Since 05 Sep 2008, we have New-York wallpapers here, on freewallpaperpic.com.
nude	Since this is a "family friendly" website, we can't and we won't have that. You know, there are so much puritan hypocrites out there, even in the new world where many would not expect them, that we just can't have that.
phuket	There are Phuket wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com, not yet here.
plants	Similar to nature, it's too vague, but there are many at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com.
puppies	There are puppy wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com.
seattle	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future.
sexy	Since this is a "family friendly" website, we can't and we won't have that. You know, there are so much puritan hypocrites out there, even in the new world where many would not expect them, that we just can't have that.
spring flowers	There are spring flower wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com.
startrek	Since such words are ultra protected by copyrights, anyone publishing wallpapers with that subject could get in big troubles. We won't have that.
star trek	Read above
storms	Meanwhile we have some. But singular please. A herd of buffalos...
stormy weather	Sorry, not yet available here, but probably in the future. However we have hurricane wallpaper seen from satellite.
summer	Too vague, same as with plant and nature. Why are you so stupid ?
summer beach scene	There are beach wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here. But summer and scene won't help, just beach alone is enough. Adding silly unnecessary words will just have the effect that you won't get results.
sunsets	There are sunrise and sunset wallpapers at wallpaper4computer.com and at photowp.com, not yet here.
swiss	There are many wallpapers about Switzerland on this website. If you are a lazy bastard and do type Swiss because it is shorter than Switzerland, then you have bad luck. Search for Switzerland.
tiger	Sorry, we haven't cats of prey wallpaper yet.
tornadoe	We do have some satellite view wallpaper of a hurricane, but they are not yet labelled with tornado. Now if you spell tornadoe instead of tornado, you won't find anything, ever.
tornadoes	No plurals please, but I am again speaking with a herd of buffalos.
water	Meanwhile we did add the keyword water to all the wallpapers featuring rivers, lakes, oceans. Basically it is like nature or plant, it is too vague. There is some contradiction in the fact that people mostly do have a very precise vision of what they are looking for but they like to describe it with hyper vague words.
waterfalls	Singular please. Speaking with buffalos...
water falls	Singular please. Speaking with buffalos...
xxx	Since this is a "family friendly" website, we can't and we won't have that, you naughty boys.
Other keywords	Most keywords listed above have been searched several times. Some inappropriate and out of subject keywords have not been reproduced here.
About keywords in plural form	We have an algorithm that can possibly detect regular plurals (with just an s) and transform them into their singular in order to meet some of you. But we won't definitely recognize irregular plurals like mouse/mice. Just take our advice if you want to.